I'm terrified of Potatoes with eyes that have sprouted. Terrified. My little nephew (3) thinks it's hilarious and chases me (34) around the house with them. I run every time.
Despite the weight gain, abdominal pain, lack of period and excessive facial hair, the worst part for me is the acne. It's typically just on the chin and jawline and at 34, I have worse acne now than I ever did as a teenager. It's big and painful and a visual cue that something isn't…Â
The 90s was an odd time for little kids in fashion. I was rocking a lot of cheetah print and denim - but my Aladdin haircut and Ducktales backpack made up for my lack of coolness. My little sisters perm and denim dress was the definition of a generation.
A lady in my building got on the elevator with me and was pulling a large metal cart. Me being the socially awkward ass face that I am, tried to make chit chat with her, but she wasnt having it. So I say, "That's a great cart! Think of all the Costco paper towels you can carry with…Â
My husband sings along to Nickelback's (I know lol) How You Remind Me and always sings, "Never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man's feelings" instead of "poor man stealing". Like, what? What would that even entail?
I just let him go. Lmfao!
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