• Rod Blagojevich, former Governor of Illinois, does it innocently.

  • Comedian Lewis Black does it like Lewis Black.

  • Retired U.S. Marine Corps drill sergeant and actor, R. Lee Ermey, does it with intimidation.

  • Vampires do it when the sun goes down.

  • Wee-Man does it dangerously.

  • Beauty queens do it without a clue.

    (Former Miss South Carolina Teen USA Lauren Caitlin Upton)

  • (A) dominatrix does it on command.

  • Snooki does it in a tanning bed.

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