and yet another reason to vacation in Hawaii…

Woo! Bay Area in California!

Vermont is only like that because of all the pedobears

jesus, what the hell is going on in west virginia?

Aw yeah, eastern Iowan and proud.

What the Christ?! I live in a blackout zone! It explains the face slaps, though. So thanks, I guess.

I'm from Wyoming, and I fully agree. Here “getting freaky” means doin it with the hall light on so the bedrooms dim.

Umm …. Hawaii anyone?

Minnesotans are just better at not putting their kinkiness on the internet. Trust me.

Hello, Wyoming, you black pit of despair.

Really, Wyoming?