Sorting Hat Internet Quiz: To Which Hogwarts House Do You Belong?

With the power of the internet vested in me, I have enchanted a quiz to sort you into the different houses at Hogwarts. Dust off your internet knowledge, because it's time to get sorted!

Question #1

A recent news story involved a girl with Huntington's Disease being tormented by her neighbors. Users from 4chan and Reddit decided to use the power of the internet to help her out. What would be your reaction to the situation?

• Take it upon yourself to organize a toy drive for the little girl.
• Write a strong worded letter to the awful neighbors, and discuss the legalities of the situation on Reddit.
• Decide to send a card and some candy to the little girl because you feel like she deserves support.
• Find a way to get back at her awful neighbors. Sending thousands of pizzas to their house sounds like a good start.

Question #1

A recent news story involved a girl with Huntington's Disease being tormented by her neighbors. Users from 4chan and Reddit decided to use the power of the internet to help her out. What would be your reaction to the situation?

• Take it upon yourself to organize a toy drive for the little girl.
• Write a strong worded letter to the awful neighbors, and discuss the legalities of the situation on Reddit.
• Decide to send a card and some candy to the little girl because you feel like she deserves support.
• Find a way to get back at her awful neighbors. Sending thousands of pizzas to their house sounds like a good start.

Question #2

Which talking-head meme do you most identify with?

• Courage Wolf
• Philosoraptor
• Socially Awkward Penguin
• Troll Face

Question #3

Which would you be most likely to share with your friends?

• A video of a cat doing parkour.
• An interesting riddle that's recently been going viral.
• The video of the loyal dog who waited patiently for his owner.
• A Facebook conversation that shows how stupid the original poster is.

Question #4

If somebody posted a really old piece of buzz on BuzzFeed, what would you you do?

• No time for old buzz! I post new and interesting content all the time.
• Press the old button, because you "know" the internet and how to keep up-to-date with the most interesting news.
• Press the old button, but tell the poster that the buzz was really interesting and encourage them to look for newer content.
• Press the old button and say that the poster should go back to the Stone Age when their buzz would be relevant.

Question #5

Your internet guilty pleasure?

• Lurking on 4chan (because I'm not afraid of the stuff they post!)
• Reading celebrity gossip, but I always listen to NPR and read the New York Times afterward to cleanse my mind!
• I much rather read LML, but sometimes FML gives me a good chuckle.
• Looking at Tumblr. It's all crap, but I need to find some content to make fun of.

Your Quiz Result:

Gryffindor!

You're a brave little internet warrior, aren't you?

Your Quiz Result:

Ravenclaw!

Off to Ravenclaw, smartypants!

Your Quiz Result:

Hufflepuff!

The nicest bunch of them all.

Your Quiz Result:

Slytherin!

Yeah, you knew you were gonna be sorted here.