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Mike The Situation’s New Book

Everything you ever wanted to know about being a Guido is written in this Jersey Shore member’s new book: Here’s the Situation. I expect this piece of literature to be on the New York Times bestseller list. posted on October 20, 2010 at 1:33pm EDT

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      corpuscle?! Vestige?! The?!?!

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      That dude is looking at you because he wants you to downward pump into his ass, dude.

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      Since when does Mike Sorrentino know what “vestiges” means? Since when can Mike Sorrentino even spell “vestiges”?

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      I was hoping he kept his shirt on for the book cover. Who am I kidding? Of course he didn’t.

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      What kind of retard would want to make money for this douche bag..

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      Is it possible for a book to have herpes? Because if it is, I bet this book would have herpes.

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      fucking genius

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