We know who wears the strap on in this relationship. But seriously, this level of narcissism is disgusting. I'm gonna buy her a one way ticket to Iran.

LOL. bridezilla disapproves

Making the saying “If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?” become more of an option then a remark.

The sculptor was a bit generous around the chest area.

But which is the cake? OOooh

barf. how frickin arrogant can you be. i wish there was a throw up button

Sooooo ooooooold

Beyond creepy, but gives the groom a chance to stab her in the chest, which he'll be wanting to do about 5 years into marriage.