Why don’t they just use paint?

I’m all for ANYTHING that will promote the likelihood of a good ol’ fashioned SIDE PIPE

Is it Levi’s mission to sterilize it’s male customers? Because they’re well on their way to do doing so.

Half the fabric of regular jeans at twice the price?! I’m sold!

2 words: Dominic Howard.

Repeat in a high falsetto: “To be or not to be, that is the question!”

Where do you put the penis? Is there like some kind of secret pocket?

Captain Tightpants, Mr. Darcy… eh, close enough.

There is no need for any man to wear pants so tight that I can see their knee caps…knee caps are not hot.

Thank you all skinny jean wearers for removing yourself from the jean pool by killing all your own sperm. :)

Since when is imported a country?

I’d like an honest answer from the author of this post: is this post an advertisement?

Hahahaha! Jeggins for men!

Gross.

Can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my nawts don’t fit!

Remember when people thought gender stereotyping was hurtful and wrong but commented on things to point out how “not manly” or “gay” they are anyways?

If my ex-girlfriend could fit into those jeans we would still be dating.

remember back in the day when people dressed in a style appropriate for their gender?