lmao, I always tried to get my hair into a high ponytail in high school and it never, ever worked. so I gave up and wore it the way it went naturally. score for smart ;)

Why are most of you asking no one in particular if your pony tail makes you smart or stupid? It's not a real test of intelligence… [>_<]

I'm retarded when I lie down to read a book and want my hair out of the way

what about a low angled side ponytail?

What about if my hair is too short to put into a pony tail?

I'd just like to point out that the super low ponytail ruins the practicality of the hairstyle.
So quit your hatin'!

I love the “retarded” one. Ladies, there's a reason only toddlers can pull off the 'whale spout'. It's because we expect only dumb shit from them. When you imitate it, we only expect dumb shit from you, too.

Dude, the below average is how samurai wear their hair. And I refuse to believe anything as badass as a samurai has below average intelligence.

I believe “Average” is also “Actual Pony”.

Holy cow it's true. But you know, one notch lower and you get that dizzy hippy lady down at the gift shop.

OMG, according this diagram my intelligence changes on a daily basis!

Thats explains Sarah Palin..lmao

I'm above average. Aww yeah.

I see way too many “retarded” on a daily basis. Mostly white girls, who also sport pajama bottoms in public.

This only pertains to guys.

This is spot on. That last one always screams 'sexy female scientist' to me. Like that nuclear scientist on james bond.

Dammit! Below average girls have been turnin me on since elementary school. I'm going to have to switch up my approach.