This is cute but pretty true.

forever alone

In 15 years, this will be the drunkest chick at the frat party, on her second abortion, but she will be “empowering” us all, still, right, mom? Give your kid a Lego or twelve while she’s still interested.

Wow. I’m pretty sure I wasn’t even remotely thinking about such things when I was 5. These kids are exposed to too much reality TV or something.

this kind of makes up for all those bratz dolls :’)

Biaatch needs to get off her period, yo!

“THIS IS MY LIFE” …hahah that kills me every time

Lesbian

I like her hair, but she is annoying. Good ideas, but obnoxious.

Back in the 1960s, my parents always told me I shouldn’t get married or support a man until I finished college first and had a way to always be able to support myself. It was damn good advice even 40 years later.

and if all else fails there’s always the ladies…

ho fo sho

Parents are adding great ethical value in their children’s lives in my opinion! Way to go!!! She is also a cutie patootie :)

Love Her!

She don’t want no scrubs!

Don’t get ahead of yourself, kid. Play with some Barbies, while you can.

Lemme guess, single mom who just happens to be really pissed off. Am I right, or am I right?  Yeah, I’m right.

Make sure he has a job too… just sayin…