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1. I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.
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2. You are what I want for Christmas.
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3. Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole?”
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4. How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
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5. That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
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6. Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
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7. Wanna meet Santas little helper?
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8. Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
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9. Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
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10. Even Santa doesnt make candy as sweet as you.
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11. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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12. If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
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13. I can’t wait to unwrap your present!
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14. Would you like to learn a few “reindeer games?”
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15. Those aren’t sugarplums dancing through my head, it’s all you.
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16. I’ve got your stocking stuffer right here!
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17. Would you like to go to my place and light my Yule log?
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18. What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?
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19. Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
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20. I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.
20 Hilarious Christmas Pick Up Lines
Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, these pick up lines will help you deck your “halls” on the night before Christmas.
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Soda Head
sodahead.com
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10 Christmas Pick Up Lines
bulli.com
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Pick Up Lines Galore
pickuplinesgalore.com
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Yahoo
answers.yahoo.com
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Santa Pick Up Lines
https://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/xmas/pickup.htm
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