Honestly guys, there's a lot you're not saying here. Oh but you're still pretty cute for a probably 13-year-old kid with a Tumblr and a crush on Tom Daley, America.
This Olympic sailing commentator couldn't contain his disdain for the sport, resorting to commentary more colorful than usual like calling one competitor a dickhead and these spectators idiots, plus just making stuff up. I'm about 90 percent sure this is fake, but it's just too funny to think it might not be.
You know how when a ship sinks, women and children are supposed to escape first? Well, a Swedish study of 18 shipwrecks, published this week, found that men often fared as well as, if not better than, women (it was harder to study children), with a 10-percent better survival rate than the "sea-fairer" sex. And you thought chivalry died recently.
There's been a big problem at the 2012 Olympics with empty seats at sold out events. It took just 24 hours for some redditors to photoshop dozens of memes into the empty seats around the soldiers.
[Australian accent] He's late! He's late! For a very important date!
This weekend I got so addicted to Scramble, the Boggle remake from Zynga, maker of Words with Friends and FarmVille. The company's stock keeps falling, though, probably because everyone gets sick of their games after no more than 3 or 4 months. Luckily, there are a lot of games left for Zynga to make another dollar from.
Somebody seriously screwed up a TV feed of tonight's Nationals-Brewers game, turning the players' skins blue. Naturally, this delighted Twitter. Ironically, the Nats were wearing a funny-colored throwback jersey already.
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