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1. "Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It's like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It's like sitting in a racing car but not driving it."
2. "The word "future" and females is a dangerous combination."
3. "When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves."
4. "She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?"
5. "her long neck, long arms and long legs held everyone's attention."
6. "Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them.."
7. ... Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist."
8. "Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian"
9. "Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products."
10. "Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it."
11. "When you have said something nice, don't be in a hurry to speak again and ruin the good line."
12. "I may not be a great surgeon, but the one little heart I have, I have given to you."
13. "Mothers give birth, but ultimately, the coke belongs to the guy who puts the coin in the vending machine."
14. "The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it."
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