hahah “talk to the penguin to get rid of it” , he then calls him a liar. ahhahaha so good.

wtf have those sea creatures ever done for society, or benefit my life. Damn beady eyed turtles and shit all frontin' on ma steez

All of you calling him an asshole/douchebitch/etc, sit back for a second and realize that you too are responsible. Your car probably runs on gas, unless you're a hippie. You all spurt your save the fucking turtles but you don't do anything to save them. You're all a bunch of goddamned hypocrites.

I am sad ):