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Think about it: If you woke up this morning and you were suddenly Batman, you'd have years of martial arts training under your belt.
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If you chose to speak, people would undoubtedly listen.
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You'd punch sharks directly in the face and call it a Tuesday.
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Because you're Batman , gosh dang it, and you'd never run from danger.
Like, seriously, never ever.
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Your answer to every question could be "justice," and no one would say boo.
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Forget about the excruciating 20 minutes you spend on the treadmill two times a week. Crime fighting is your cardio now.
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To that end, you'd be able to eat whatever you wanted. Vigilante justice burns 800 calories an hour. Look it up.
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You'd cut your morning routine in half.
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You know that Batman is stupid rich, right? Like, unbelievably rich.
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Your frenemy group wouldn't be made up of passive-aggressive jerks anymore. They'd be awesome.
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You'd be a master of quick and effective problem solving.
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People really underestimate the benefits of a rockin' silhouette. You'd have that covered.
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You'd have a trusty sidekick to back you up, and say weird things.
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Bottom line is — you'd be completely unstoppable. A force to be reckoned with. A pretty decent guy.
