1. John Bender was a total badass who could light a match with his fucking teeth.
2. He could get people to do anything, like whistle in sync.
3. And roam the halls during detention.
4. Bender was a bad influence in every way.
5. He wasn't afraid to express his feelings.
6. He pointed out the struggles of life and recognized no one is perfect.
7. John made you laugh. During the entire movie.
8. Especially his profane jokes.
9. He also had some pretty great dance moves.
10. Let's not forget how hot he was.
11. I mean, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SMIRK?
12. No one has ever looked that good flipping their hair.
13. He was confident, and you like that in a man.
14. His facial reactions were everything.
15. And he gave zero fucks.
16. He told it like it was.
17. You just wanted this to be you. Is that so much to ask?
18. John Bender made every girl wish their life was an 80s movie.
Love you, bb.
BONUS:
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The best movie scene of all time. No argument.