Here’s A First Look At "Heathers: The Musical"

The classic 80s dark comedy is hitting New World Stages 25 years after its movie release. What’s your damage, Heather?

1. Heathers: The Musical is coming to Off-Broadway this March, and BuzzFeed got a sneak peek at one of their rehearsals.

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Think of it as the “Mean Girls of the 80s,” but way more provocative.

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2. Heather, Heather, and Heather reenact some of their famous one-liners.

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3. “What’s your damage, Heather?”

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4. “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast, Heather?”

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5. “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”

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6. The bitchy trio sing a song called “Candy Store” and it’s actually really catchy.

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7. It’s just as inappropriate as the movie.

“You’ve just got to prove you’re not a pussy anymore.”

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8. And Heather Chandler doesn’t want ANYONE to steal her spotlight.

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9. Veronica and J.D. share an intimate moment and express their emotions through song, obviously.

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10. And then they make out.

~TrUe LoVe~

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11. The Heathers consider letting Veronica join their group.

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12. And then decide to change everything about her.

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13. There’s an entire song dedicated to Ram and Kurt’s staged suicide love pact called “My Dead Gay Son.”

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14. In which the dads apparently realize they’re also gay.

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15. It’s basically everything you expected.

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16. And Heather doesn’t disappoint.

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17. Now here’s some cast photos!

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18. Heather, Heather, Heather, J.D., and Veronica:

Elle McLemore, Alice Lee, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Ryan McCartan and Barrett Wilbert Weed

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19. Veronica and Martha:

Barrett Wilbert Weed and Katie Ladner

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20. Ram and Kurt:

Jon Eidson and Evan Todd

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21. Veronica and J.D.:

Barrett Wilbert Weed and Ryan McCartan

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22. Bonus: A blooper from Heather!

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23. Heathers: The Musical previews begin at New World Stages on March 15.

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The show opens March 31.

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