1. That time Daniel was seen walking a bunch of dogs in New York with a cigarette in mouth.
It’s rumored to be for an upcoming Judd Apatow movie.
2. When Dan spilled his thoughts on the “friend zone.”
3. That time Dan came up with a brilliant plan to piss off the paparazzi.
4. When Daniel Radcliffe played “sticky balls” with Jimmy Fallon.
You can watch the clip here.
6. When Daniel made a wise observation about the human race.
If you haven’t seen this, watch the whole thing here.
12. That time he told J.K. Rowling about his premiere experience.
13. When Colbert started a war between two fandoms.
14. When he sorted celebs into Hogwarts houses.
16. When he complimented himself, haters be damned.
17. When Dan teased the world with a potentially wonderful polaroid story.
Also, LOL polaroids.
19. When he realized he is actually Harry Potter playing Daniel Radcliffe.
25. And that time he cried when Harry Potter filming wrapped up for good.
So relatable. He is us. We are him.
Happy birthday, Dan! Stay amazing.