1. When NPH first hit the Radio City stage as Hedwig.
2. When he started doing pelvis thrusts.
3. When he assaulted these giant speakers.
4. That time NPH put on a skirt made out of Christmas lights and gave Orlando Bloom a special dance.
5. And when he screamed, “It’s like a car wash! I’m BLOOMING!”
Because Orlando Bloom. GET IT?!