1. When NPH first hit the Radio City stage as Hedwig.
2. When he started doing pelvis thrusts.
3. When he assaulted these giant speakers.
4. That time NPH put on a skirt made out of Christmas lights and gave Orlando Bloom a special dance.
5. And when he screamed, “It’s like a car wash! I’m BLOOMING!”
Because Orlando Bloom. GET IT?!
6. When Neil licked Samuel L. Jackson’s glasses and prompted a look of utter shock.
7. That time Sting got a lap dance (and LOVED it).
8. When NPH and Kevin Bacon cuddled in a seat.
9. That time Neil jumped on top of the car.
10. And when Neil made out with his hubby David Burtka.
Joan Marcus / Hedwig and the Angry Inch on Broadway