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It's SUPER painful to eat with braces.
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You always have to take teeny-tiny bites of your food.
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Or cut everything up into small pieces.
Including your sandwiches.
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And when it gets too painful to chew, you end up putting strange things in the blender for nutrients.
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People are all like, just eat soft foods and liquids.
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But you wish you could just eat your favorite foods instead.
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Too bad you're paranoid about eating everything.
Including these chewy caramel apples.
These hot, delicious bagels.
This delicious, buttery popcorn
And this giant, mouthwatering steak.
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Holidays are the worst when you have braces. No Valentine's Day sweets for you.
You're definitely not eating lip-smacking BBQ on the Fourth of July.
And no delicious turkey for Thanksgiving.
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It sucks when you eat something you know you're not supposed to and you break your braces.
And your food starts to taste like blood.
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And then you have to tell your dentist what happened.
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Everything tastes slightly of metal.
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And sometimes you eat dental wax. EW.
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It's so annoying that you have to take your rubber bands out before every meal.
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And you always have things stuck in your teeth.
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You have to use this weird toothbrush after you eat.
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And your clear bands are always stained with whatever you eat or drink.
