Jorts Week

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<b>Clearly you aren't some cargo pants.</b>

Which Pair Of Jorts Are You?

DAYUM. You are looking GOOD! Like, always. Like to the point that it's almost maddening. You ooze confidence, and everyone either wants to be you or just be around you. What is your secret? No, really, what is it.

Hotpants Jorts

You like to have a good time but you're also a little reserved. You play your hand close to the vest, if you will. You like some adventure but you're friends likely think of you as a bit of a homebody, and you're mostly a no-fuss, low-frills kind of person.

Cuffed Jorts

You are a unique and creative soul! You see the world around you and you think, "Okay, fine, but how can I make it BETTER?" And you do! With sequins. And that's why everyone loves you.

Bedazzled Jorts

Oh, what, your jorts are about to fall apart? You barely noticed, because you don't really pay attention to that sort of thing. Your finesse is basically effortless, your hipness just part of who you are, and you're always on your way somewhere. Whatever.

About-To-Unravel Jorts

Old reliable! You are responsible, mature, and capable. You're often looking at the world around you puzzled, like, "wtf are jorts these are just my shorts" but deep down you love a little zaniness, too. Because you're an all-around great dude who works hard AND parties hard.

Dad Jorts

Whoaaa okay, we see that shifty smile on your face. You're something of an enigma! There was a point in time when you were ashamed of your quirks but you've since embraced them -- but only by yourself. You love keeping a secret from the rest of the world.

Nevernude Jorts

You're low-key and casual, quietly resisting the status quo in your own way. You'd rather be an observer than right in the middle of the action, but that doesn't mean you're a loner! Your arms are open to all, as long as they're down to just ~chill~ for a bit.

Almost-Pants Jorts

You are the perfect intersection of sexy and comfortable. You've got your shit together. You're confident and sophisticated but super down-to-earth. You're basically a unicorn.

High-Waisted Jorts

You aren't as interested in fashion as you are in GETTING SHIT DONE. And man are you good at it. You're goal-oriented and independent, and you're something of a role model to those around you. Incidentally, you're also a babe! Without even trying!

Mom Jorts

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