1. Not Mountain Dew.
2. Definitely not Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
3. For SURE not Lucky Charms.
4. I can't believe it's not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
5. Dr. Pepper's buddy.
6. And his distant cousin.
7. Just some flakes that are frosty.
8. Un-fruity Non-pebbles
9. Who cares about Rice Krispies?
10. What even is a Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
11. Goldfish? Never heard of it.
12. No luck involved.
13. Cannot guarantee help.
14. Not even a little puffy.
15. What's cooler than Cool Ranch?
16. They pop and they toast but they're CERTAINLY not tarts.
17. Outta control!
18. That other imitation butter you're thinking of, it's also not.
19. Literal breakfast shapes.
20. Big Spooners also available.
21. Somewhere between 7-Up and Sprite.
