The 33 Worst Things That Can Happen To Someone Who Hates Change

    Let's all agree, here and now, that everything will stay the same forever.

    1. Graduating high school.

    2. Graduating college.

    3. Realizing that the last person you were friends with who was still at your old high school or college has graduated, and now you no longer have any ties to it.

    4. Moving.

    5. Your best friend moving.

    6. The neighbor that you sometimes said hi to moving.

    7. Literally, anybody you remotely know even talking about moving.

    8. Switching jobs.

    9. Your co-worker switching jobs.

    10. Any sort of office reorganization.

    11. Your parents changing your old bedroom into an office or guest room.

    12. A series finale.

    13. That thing where a series doesn't end, but it jumps ahead five years.

    14. Your favorite restaurant closing.

    15. Your favorite restaurant updating its menu.

    16. Your favorite server at your favorite restaurant telling you it's his last shift.

    17. Any kind of rebranding.

    18. Your local supermarket remodeling.

    19. Getting a new phone.

    20. Getting a new phone and losing your old number.

    21. Updating your operating system.

    22. One of your favorite bands breaking up.

    23. A celebrity couple breaking up.

    24. A couple you were friends with breaking up.

    25. Breaking up with your own significant other.

    26. Gmail telling you to pick a new password.

    27. Your bank telling you to pick a new PIN.

    28. Admitting that your favorite pair of jeans is too worn down and finally throwing them away.

    29. Friends or acquaintances deleting their Facebook/Twitter/Instagram.

    30. Franchise reboots.

    31. Google Glass.

    32. Most technology, actually.

    33. Getting older.