27 Bizarre Books You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

It takes all kinds.

2. Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook

For people with strong sex drives hahahahah get it, cars.

4. Crafting With Cat Hair

Bonus points if you use the skills from the previous book to craft a new cat out of cat hair.

5. Knitting With Dog Hair

Don’t worry, if dogs are more your thing you can still get in on the fun.

6. The Relaxed Rabbit: Massage For Your Pet Bunny

And we haven’t forgotten you, bunny lovers.

7. Extreme Ironing

(Do not attempt with hand steamers.)

10. If The Devil “Made” You Do It, You Blew It!

Could stand for a little less judgment in those scare quotes, LORRAINE.

11. Be Bold With Bananas

A sentiment you don’t hear enough. (Of notorious “Banana Candle” fame.)

13. Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself

“Yeah, I guess I’d say my main interests are reality television, urban gardening, and building coffins. Wait, don’t go, they’re FANCY coffins!!!!”

14. Make Your Own Sex Toys

“Oh wait did I mention I also carve dildos out of wood?”

18. Cum For Bigfoot, Volume One

For sure the sexiest of all folklore monsters.

19. The Best Dad Is A Good Lover

OH MY GOD GROSS MOM AND DAD, YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.

20. The Pocket Book Of Boners

Is that a joke book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me aaaahahahaha.

21. My Darling, My Hamburger

Hold up, what did you just call me?

23. Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power

Ladies! Don’t be wasting that brain power on other, non-boob-related issues!

25. Does God Ever Speak Through Cats?

Do I believe that god is this old man with a white beard sitting up in some cloud? No. Do I think he’s an all-powerful and omniscient being who communicates with us through domestic animals that are easily distracted by laser pens and cardboard boxes ? I mean, yeah, probably.

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