*may be illegal
For people with strong sex drives hahahahah get it, cars.
Bonus points if you use the skills from the previous book to craft a new cat out of cat hair.
Don’t worry, if dogs are more your thing you can still get in on the fun.
And we haven’t forgotten you, bunny lovers.
How lovely for them.
Could stand for a little less judgment in those scare quotes, LORRAINE.
A sentiment you don’t hear enough. (Of notorious “Banana Candle” fame.)
“Yeah, I guess I’d say my main interests are reality television, urban gardening, and building coffins. Wait, don’t go, they’re FANCY coffins!!!!”
“Oh wait did I mention I also carve dildos out of wood?”
Starting to notice an alarming theme.
For sure the sexiest of all folklore monsters.
OH MY GOD GROSS MOM AND DAD, YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.
Is that a joke book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me aaaahahahaha.
Ladies! Don’t be wasting that brain power on other, non-boob-related issues!
Do I believe that god is this old man with a white beard sitting up in some cloud? No. Do I think he’s an all-powerful and omniscient being who communicates with us through domestic animals that are easily distracted by laser pens and cardboard boxes ? I mean, yeah, probably.