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    This Vintage Vibrator Ad Doesn't Know What A Vibrator Is For

    There's nothing your sternum needs like some pulsing vibrations, amirite, ladies?

    The Sanofix electric hand vibrator was a German product that would massage you without tiring your hands. Genius! Here are the suggested uses from a 1913 advertisement:

    Use the vibrator to massage your face!

    Use it to massage your forehead!

    Use it to massage your chest!

    Use it to massage your throat!

    According to the German pamphlet, the vibrations will give you better skin using science. This vibrator will leave you with rosy skin and you'll feel rejuvenated!