1.
Queefing is a fact of sex.
2.
You literally can't help it.
4.
Every vagina-haver has queefed.
5.
Yes, they sound a little silly, but there's nothing mortifying about them.
6.
It's ridiculous that there is shame associated with something that happens to everyone with a vagina and is usually a direct result of sex.
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Every time we get embarrassed about a queef, the patriarchy wins.