Have You Ever Heard Sir Patrick Stewart Moo?

"Hi. Good morning, cows." Sir Patrick Stewart gives us a valuable lesson in stratified cow culture.

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Sir Patrick Stewart is a knight, an actor, an Englishman, and an expert in cows. He answered some questions about cow dialects (and spoke IN cow dialects) on NPR.

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— Patrick Stewart

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Listen to him break it down in this 8-minute segment on How To Do Everything: