1. When she thinks a man won’t understand what she’s saying, she simplifies her language to make sure he does.
2. She holds men to exacting standards, and punishes them when they fail.
4. She knows how to put a man in his place.
7. Occasionally, when a man has disappointed her, she knows it may be best not to waste her breath.
8. She takes “I have a fiancé” to new and more insulting levels.
12. She knows her own amusement is more important than what a man has to say.
15. She calls ‘em like she sees ‘em.
18. BOW DOWN
You are a queen, Elaine. Nay, a goddess.
This post originally stated that Elaine pepper-sprayed Joe Davola, but as a commenter noted, she actually used Binaca because she’s resourceful like that.