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I think he's trying to communicate. I understand those words but just not in that combination.

Your nightmares suck.

The US is just starting to leap into the 2000's with chip and pin cards. You only have to sign for a true CREDIT card currently, but DEBIT has been a pin card from the beginning. And streaky bacon is better than back bacon, which is just ham.

Thank gawd I live in 'Murica, where karaoke is practically a crime.

There's a reason I didn't read much American "literature", and the Americans I do read aren't considered high art.

At Handsome Boy Modeling School, they taught me how to wash my penis.

"Pig oil"? Maybe you mean lard.

I love dialects and variance but when it's my mother tongue I can't keep from being annoyed about certain grammar and pronunciation differences, for instance, the British/Australian habit of suffixing "-ate" to words doesn't add anything... like disorient vs, disorientate. What I… Read More

Bolth? Where does that happen?

That isn't true at all. And if all you can seem to find in the US is horrible Hershey's chocolate you're just not looking. Even in the grocery store checkout lane candy display there's better chocolate.