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September 9, 2013
Signs You're A Night Owl
Sleep is for the weak.
Syrian Opposition Wary Of Russian Proposal
"We don't trust the regime or the Russians when it comes to these political initiatives," says a spokesman for a top Syrian opposition group.
Tumblr's Secret Number
Nobody knows how many users Tumblr has.
The Black Market For Fashion Week Invitations
Just $1600 on Craigslist!
Obama Touts Potential Diplomatic Way Out Of War In Syria
With prospects of congressional authorization looking grim, the president is suddenly talking about avoiding an intervention in Syria if the country gives up its chemical weapons.
27 Amazingly Easy One-Bowl Desserts
When baking can be this simple, why would you ever mess with multiple bowls?
33 Surreal Photos Of The Civil War In Syria
A beautiful, horrible world.
Tina Fey Will Return To "SNL" For Season Premiere
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Incredible Pictures Of Bay Area Fire That Destroyed Over 3,700 Acres
The Morgan Fire broke out in Mount Diablo State Park Sunday. It has burned at least 3,700 acres, and forced the evacuations of about 100 homes.
Signs You Go To A Party School
A quick video checklist to figure out whether or not your school knows how to party. As if you didn't already know.
Another Porn Star Reveals He Has Tested Positive For HIV
This is the fourth such case in less than three weeks.
Assessing Icahn's Apple Play Ahead Of The iPhone's Launch
Billionaire hedge fund manager Carl Icahn took a big $1 billon stake on Apple. He may end up winning even if he fails to get the company to increase its dividend or share buyback program.
White House Makes Clear: We Can Attack Syria Without Congress
"He believes he has the authority."
Russian Diplomat Urges U.S. To Agree To Syria Plan
The Russian foreign minister began getting a plan together within hours of Kerry's remarks floating the idea of putting Syria's chemical weapons under international control, ambassador to Jordan says.
An Anti-Gay Alternative To The Boy Scouts Launches, Is As Horrible As You Imagine
The launch convention featured a George W. Bush impersonator performing some blues. No, really.
JPMorgan Boosts Reserves For Litigation Costs By More Than $1.5 Billion
On top another $600 million added in July.
39 Fast-Food Restaurants Definitively Ranked From Grossest To Least Gross
These rankings DO NOT reflect taste, only overall "grossness," OK?
Harry Reid Compares U.S. Involvement In Syria To U.S. Involvement In Nazi Germany
The Senate's top Democrat made the case for intervening in Syria Monday.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Hairstyles For Medium-Length Hair
Forget complicated braids, fishtails, and 25-step chignons. These hairstyles are the ones you actually have time for.
George Zimmerman Detained By Police After Allegedly Pulling Gun On Estranged Wife
UPDATE: His wife decided not to press charges and he will not be arrested. In the 911 call, Shellie Zimmerman says George was threatening to shoot her and her father. Police said they didn't find a gun at the scene.
15 All-Time Hottest Hotties Of HGTV
HGTV = Hot Guy TV AMIRITE???
Hillary Clinton: Assad Giving Up Chemical Weapons To International Control Would Be "Important Step"
The former secretary of state was speaking at the White House Monday. Clinton said the proposal for Assad to give up chemical weapons could not be "another excuse for delay or obstruction."
18-Year-Old Shot Dead By Close Friend In Prank Gone Horribly Wrong
Her friend shot her when she jumped out of a closet to surprise him.
The Console War That Never Happened
And the living room that could have been. How Sony and Microsoft missed an enormous opportunity.
Dell Wins Dell
Michael Dell and private equity firm Silverlake Partners appear to have won the hard fought battle to take computer maker Dell private after activist hedge fund manager Carl Icahn dropped his competing proposal.
State Department: U.S. Taking A "Hard Look" At Russian Chemical Weapons Proposal For Syria
But "deep skepticism" abounds.
25 Style Lessons From Guys At Tech Conferences
Trust me, this is the only September issue you need.
Man Tricks Demolition Crew Into Destroying His Neighbor's House Instead Of His Own
He switched his address numbers with the neighbor.
Texas Company Selling A Truck Decal Of A Hog-Tied Woman Accused Of Promoting Sexual Assault
Hornet Signs, the decal company behind shocking image calls it "an experiment in marketing."
16 "Breaking Bad" Characters Of Congress
"I am the one who LEGISLATES!"
Ann Coulter Makes Cringeworthy Comments About Obama And The N-word
"I wouldn't really attack him for that."
3 Easy Vegan Snacks Anyone Could Make
So simple, you could make them when incapacitated by drugs and/or laziness.
Tennessee Red Lobster Waitress Claims A Customer Wrote The N-Word On Their Receipt As A Tip
"God Bless America, land of the free and home of the low class racists of Tennessee."
Onion Sale In India Causes Groupon Website To Crash
"This kind of onion price was last seen in 1999."
84-Year-Old French Man Killed By Runaway Elephant
The fate of the elephant is still unknown.
Russia Tells Syria To Hand Over Chemical Weapons
Syria's foreign minister reportedly said he welcomes the idea.
Hedge Fund Manager Carl Icahn Loses In The Most Entertaining Way
Icahn gave up his fight for computer maker Dell in a letter that referenced dictatorships, Gone with the Wind, and Twitter. You might say it's rather dell-ightful.
10 Ways To Get Decorative With Washi Tape
Who knew you make such rad stuff with little strips of tape?
Did You Know You Can Turn A Pair Of Athletic Shorts Into A Cute Dress?
This is a very important shorts-hack that you should all know.
Dennis Rodman Says He'll Train The North Korean Olympic Basketball Team
Rodman says he wants to use basketball to bring people together.
32 Things You Should Be Cleaning But Aren't
Let me just layer on the guilt here.
Long-Lost Vincent Van Gogh Painting Identified
Sunset at Montmajour is Van Gogh's first full-size canvas discovered in 85 years.
Assad Warns U.S. Should "Expect Everything" In Retaliation To Syria Strikes
"This war is against the interest of the Unites States," President Bashar Assad said during an interview with Charlie Rose.
How Socially Awkward Are You?
Take our personality quiz to find out! For each of the situations listed below, select your likely response.
Are People Talking More About Miley Cyrus Or Syria?
Over the last couple weeks, you probably saw a lot of news about two things: Miley Cyrus and Syria. But which story did people really care about most? We used Facebook's new Keyword Insights API to analyze what people were talking about, and exactly who was doing the talking.
Kim Jong-Un's Baby Daughter Named Ju-Ae, Says Dennis Rodman
The leader of North Korea reportedly has a daughter, seemingly securing the dynasty that has ruled for three generations.
Football Fan Falls To His Death At San Francisco's Candlestick Park
During the San Francisco 49ers game against the Green Bay Packers, a 30-year-old man died after falling from an elevated walkway.
Novelist Junot Diaz Endorses Bill de Blasio, Condemns Bloomberg's "Racist" Comments
An ad for the city's largest union. "When Bloomberg looks at a photograph of de Blasio's family, he thinks racism. Me, I just think New York," the Oscar Wao author says.
Cornel West: It's "Grounds For Impeachment" If Obama Bombs Syria Without Congressional Approval
Smiley and West agree: A strike would be "dictatorial."
