Archive
February 13, 2013
The Christopher Dorner Fan Club Is More Mainstream Than You'd Think
Online support for the killer has crept into political subcultures on the right and left — and even on to cable news. "It's almost like watching Django Unchained in real life, it's kind of exciting," says Hill.
Canadian Parliament Adorably Debates Zombie Apocalypse
"Canada will never be a safe haven for zombies." In other news, the Canadian government is much more fun than the American government.
Honest Trailer For "The Notebook"
It's basically the Olive Garden of love stories. In hindsight, maybe true love shouldn't make you hate yourself.
A Florida State Basketball Player's Official Bio Is 15,000 Words Long
Florida State's Michael Snaer is only 22, but his career highlights are novella-length.
Why Did The Best Company In Gaming Just Fire 25 People?
The company that never fails sheds employees.
Man Arrested For Illegal Butt Implants...AGAIN
A fourth victim has come forward claiming that Calvin Butler injected silicone into their buttocks at a hotel while dressed as a woman. "Butt pumping" is a thing. And, yes, this happened in Florida.
How The Web Became Just Another App Store
And how Google and Apple have taken control of it.
Obama's Gun Control Rhetoric Blankets Connecticut's Front Pages
Newspapers in Connecticut, where the tragic shooting at Sandy Hook elementary school took place, focused on Obama's call for a vote on his gun control proposals during the State of the Union
Why Eating Horses Is Totally Fine
Most chefs are happy to serve or eat horsemeat — they just can't find anyone to buy it from.
Why French Fries Are More Than Just A Pretty Side Order
We need to start getting serious about French fries. Their second-class treatment ends right now.
17 People Coping With Food Restrictions For Lent
40 days is a LONG TIME. What are you giving up?
Of Course There Are Already Chris Dorner Death Conspiracies
After the LAPD reported Dorner's death, the internet did what it's best at: Immediately think it was a giant conspiracy.
Most Definitely The Scariest Valentine's Day App Around
What will they think of next? I do want to know, because I'm scared.
Don't Believe This "Report" About Chris Dorner's Body
Conspiracy theory meets Internet pranksters. That CNN screenshot on Twitter about a "female body" in Dorner's cabin is irrefutably fake.
Cosmopolitan Editors In Search Of Hard Workers Who Don't Tweet Stupid Things
"There's no understanding of what hard work is," says Editor-in-Chief Joanna Coles.
How To Cook The Perfect Valentine's Day Dinner
Five super-simple options with step-by-step instructions: roast chicken, filet mignon, duck breast, fettuccine alfredo, and vegan cauliflower steaks.
How To Make A Great Video Game Without Guns Or Sports
I don't play games anymore because they're too violent, or involve sports. Sly Cooper is here to save the day.
The 19 Dumbest Things That Google Is Forced To Suggest
Google gave us this super-cool, insanely powerful tool to help us find anything we want in the universe and this is what you did with it. Are you happy? I hope you're happy.
Senator Reassures Jack Lew He Has No Interest In A Duel
During Jack Lew's confirmation hearing, Sen. Richard Burr distanced himself from ancestor who killed the treasury secretary.
Horrifying Video Of Toddler Hit By Car, Child Miraculously Unhurt
British police have released surveillance footage of a speeding car striking a woman and her 3-year-old nephew in order to track down the driver. Miraculously, the pair only suffered minor injuries.
How To Make Easy Brownie Sundaes
This can also be done with cookies, and the ice cream possibilities are endless.
How To Cook A Delicious Vegan Dinner For Valentine's Day
Here's an easy, step-by-step plan for making delicious cauliflower steaks over a cauliflower–almond milk puree.
How To Cook An Easy Fettuccine Alfredo Dinner For Two
So creamy and delicious! This is also a great vegetarian dinner for a meat-free date night.
How To Cook A Simple Delicious Roast Chicken Dinner
Based on Thomas Keller's famous recipe, this is the most basic — and coincidentally the most delicious — way to roast a chicken.
How To Cook An Amazing Duck Breast Dinner For Two
A budget-friendly, step-by-step plan for a special meal with classic mashed potatoes and roasted carrots.
How To Cook A Delicious Filet Mignon Dinner For Two
Plus mashed potatoes and roast carrots. Here's an easy, step-by-step plan that doesn't cost too much (except the filet...) and looks beautiful.
Boston Looked Like A Desert Wasteland After Nemo
From the air, dirty snow resembles sand. The result is straight out of a post-apocalyptic scene.
This Is What The Cool Ranch Doritos Taco Tastes Like
BuzzFeed was invited to a promotional event by Taco Bell to taste the fabled new "Doritos taco" before it's released in March.
Least Fun Russian Politician Of All Time Wants To Restrict Sex
Liberal Democrat Leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky proposes a radical solution to Russia's high obesity and mortality rate. (via The Moscow News)
The Many Faces Of Ted Nugent During The State Of The Union
The Nuge was not impressed.
This Cat Has A Unique Way Of Knocking On Doors
This would be really, really annoying at 3 a.m.
Jack Lew On His Cayman Islands Investment: "My Benefit Was Really Very Small"
Obama's Treasury Secretary nominee defends himself during his confirmation hearing.
Is Waldo Secretly A Marvel Superhero?
Waldo made an unexpected appearance in a recent Marvel comic book. Now that he's officially part of the lexicon, it's time to reveal his true identity.
"Stupid, Stupid xBox!!"
Nat Brown, one of the creators of the original Xbox, thinks Microsoft needs to forget about costly, far-off original entertainment projects and refocus on the quality of their core product, which has a painful user interface and no support for small developers.
Taco Bell Wins With Vine Promotion
Taco Bell leverages Vine & Twitter to promote Cool Ranch DLT
36 Old Games Starring Pro Athletes That Somehow Got Made
Before Madden, there were these.
An Incredible (And Possibly The Only) Embroidered Music Video
Christophe Thockler's gorgeous stop-motion video for Black Books is made up of over 10,000 photos and took a kilometer of thread to complete.
Adele Wasn't Yelling At Chris Brown In That Photo
BOOOOOOOO. The day is ruined.
17 Brilliant Faces Joe Biden Made On TV Last Night
He is a national treasure.
How Chris Dorner's Manhunt Became A Meme
What was it about the Chris Dorner manhunt that set off a massive online competition to tell the darkest joke?
Marco Rubio Has Really Bad Dry Mouth
A Republican Response mastercut.
8 Versions Of The Hulk You Might Not Know About
Bruce Banner has more personalities in his head than George R.R. Martin. Comic books are notorious for playing fast and loose with the origins of their creations.
How "Game Of Thrones" Swords Are Forged
Blacksmith is still a viable occupation. Instead of nobility, they just work for Hollywood.
Bill Maher Says He Is "Gay For Marijuana"
It's just your stereotypical love story about two high school sweethearts: Bill and Dr. Green.
Who Will Win The Oscars For Best Supporting Actress And Actor?
To launch Oscar winner predictions, we start with a category that is stupendously obvious. And another that is...not.
Marco Rubio Shrugs Off Climate Change In State Of The Union Response
"Government can't control the weather." Climate activists in Florida were hopeful for a different outcome.
Bored Ted Nugent Slams Obama's Gun Control Plans
"Who doesn't know that... the color of guns has anything to do with saving lives and reducing crime?" the philosopher rock legend asks.
Everyone On Twitter Made The Exact Same Joke About Marco Rubio's Water Break
The fall of western civilization is complete.
Diane Sawyer References Japanese Kabuki Theatre, Slurs Words
The ABC anchor has previously been accused of being drunk during newscasts. After the State of the Union address, she referenced Japanese performance art.
Rand Paul Calls For Sequester And Immigration Reform In Tea Party Response To SOTU
Paul gives the second and less official of two Republican responses to the State of the Union.
John Boehner Looks At His Boogers During The State Of The Union
The Speaker saw a winner.
50 Years Ago, JFK's Final State Of The Union Speech Was Pretty Similar To Obama's
And then, like now, everyone talked about the first lady's clothes. JFK talked about jobs, the economy, and weapons
Joe Biden Has Had It With Obama's Jokes
The Vice President is not impressed.
Obama Announces Trade Talks Between U.S. And Europe In State Of The Union
A considerable portion of the speech was devoted to foreign policy.
The Internet Is Unusually Lukewarm On Michelle Obama's Dress
Some said her dress looked like a little girl's holiday get-up. But those toned arms!
The Executive Order The Press Agreed To Keep Secret For Five Hours
Embargoed until now.
Chris Dorner Fans Protest Standoff With Fugitive Murderer
These two were spotted in San Bernadino as the Big Bear shootout was happening, where a police officer lost his life.
3 Important State Of The Union Drinking Games
Who says politics can't be fun?
A Billion Reasons To Be A Germaphobe
Toilet seats are pretty darn clean compared to most things. Here is some evidence.
Rogue Cop Chase Ends In Flames
After a violent shoot-out that left an officer dead, Chris Dorner's rampage has likely come to an end in a burning cabin.
