Archive
January 17, 2013
30 Amazing Sliders For Your Super Bowl Party
There are ways to make miniature burgers even more of a miracle than they already are.
How To Crack The Teen Texting Code Once And For All
ICYMI, parental (and sometimes grand-parental) guides to all the cool acronyms teens use to text about rainbow parties and whip-its have become a business unto themselves. We've collected many of them here, lest any improbable phrasing go unabbreviated and any parent unwarned.
14 Creative Ways To Use Packaged And Canned Food
If you're sick of eating mac and cheese from a box straight up, read this.
Canadian Missing In Afghanistan Had A Terror Tie
A strange twist in the story of a missing couple.
5 Pretty Pretty Princess Superheroes Will Make Your Day
Can "Princess Avengers" be a real thing please? The world needs Agent Coulson in tiara.
Do You Like The Taste Of Pussy?
The energy drink has been around for about nine years. Well, now it's finally got some advertising.
17 Ways To Make Graphic Designers Cringe
These gaffes and cliches will make your designer friends flip every table in sight.
Michelle Obama Got Bangs
No word yet on whether she was inspired by Kate Middleton. (via Twitter)
11 Things That Could Pass For Calamari If You Deep-Fried Them
After This American Life's creepy revelation that pig butthole may be masquerading as calamari, who KNOWS what else we could be eating unawares?
23 Unknowable Mysteries About Drinking Straws
You think you know. But you don't know.
Top Republican Touts Minority Outreach For 2014
Tough optics at the GOP retreat.
Two Days After He Knew It Was A Hoax, Here's Manti Te'o Talking About Losing "My Girlfriend" [[Update]]: Also On 12/9
Te'o was speaking to a reporter before the Heisman trophy ceremony in New York City. The video, which comes via South Bend's local CBS affiliate WSBT, was recorded on Dec. 8, two days after the Notre Dame athletic department said Te'o learned of the supposed hoax. Update. He also mentioned her Sunday December 9th.
Paul Ryan Warns Republicans To Temper Expectations
GOP budget chief says colleagues must understand "realities" of divided government.
What If Pac-Man Had Gravity?
It would look something like this. Well, exactly like this. An awesome twist on one of the first truly great games.
What Action Movies Would Look Like Under President Obama's Gun Control Laws
On Wednesday, president Obama called on Congress to limit ammunition magazines for firearms to 10 rounds. A modern machine gun will fire an average of 12 rounds per second.
"Zero Dark Thirty" Twitter Promotes "Our" Drone Program
After criticism about CIA cooperation and alleged torture whitewashing, the ZDT PR campaign doubles down.
New Jersey Democrats Remain Divided On Governor's Race
The state's county chairs won't align behind a candidate until February. "I personally expected that Cory Booker was going to be a candidate."
19 People Attending Obama's Inauguration Just To See Beyonce
People aren't quite as excited as they were in 2008. Luckily, Bey is singing the national anthem.
Make This Bacon, Egg, And Cheese Eggo Waffle Sandwich Right Now
A reminder that Eggo waffles are insane. But in a sort of good way.
Joker's Demented Motives For "Death Of The Family" Revealed
He was only trying the help! With the conclusion of Death In The Family next month, the Clown Prince's brutal revenge comes to a head.
Britney Spears Singing Baby Over And Over Is The Soundtrack To Hell
With a spattering of "crazy" for flavor. Enjoy.
25 Amazing, Official White House Petitions
These are all real petitions curently on file with the White House and created by citizens like you!
How Gun Culture Won Over Liberals
The new "gun nuts": media elites, locavores, and hipster hunters.
Fiscal Crises Paralyze Congress, Flood K Street With Cash
Lobbyists may be the only ones benefitting from all the Hill's self-made apocalypses.
Timeline Of The Boeing 787 Dreamliner's Failures
The tortured path of missteps and accidents leading up to the FAA grounding six of the jetliners yesterday. The 787 Dreamliner was hailed for a superior design that makes it more fuel efficient and comfortable for passengers, but the plane has had serious malfunctions.
Watch Manti Te'o Answer A Question About His Girlfriend After He Supposedly Knew It Was A Hoax
The Notre Dame athletic director says they were informed of the possibly hoax by Te'o on December 26. In January 3rd press conference Te'o responded to a question about his girlfriend.
City School Bus Union Invokes Katrina
The union representing striking school bus drivers in New York City today began airing an ad with images of wrecked school buses. The first one is, for no evident reason, a scene from Hurricane Katrina.
