Archive
January 11, 2012
Fake Press Release: Gordon Gekko Endorses Romney
The Bain issue follows Romney to South Carolina.
Watch The Game Season 5 Episode 1
Season 5 opens with Melanie grappling with Derwin’s accusations that she had an abortion. Meanwhile, Malik and Tasha deal with a drunken Jenna. Later, Tasha corners Malik about his relationship with Jenna; and a wild night comes back to haunt Jason.…
Ron Paul Kid Is Awesome
You can feel his passionate support for state's rights and libertarian principles (and probably "Adventure Time") screaming through the camera. Return any photo to the Gold Standard by adding Ron Paul Kid with our handy Image Editor at the bottom of the page!
Romney Says Knew The Bain Attacks Were Coming -- But Not From Newt
Likely nominee lands in South Carolina to face ten days of attacks.
Fox Commenters React To Twinkies Going Bankrupt
Here's a collection of people from Fox Nation reacting to news that Hostess, the maker of Twinkies, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
Yao Ming Hanging Out With Pandas
Former NBA player Yao Ming is doing great things for pandas. Since his retirement, he's been involved in the creation of "Panda Valley," a sanctuary in China that assimilates pandas born in captivity back into the wild.
Limbaugh, Defending Romney, Has Bain Tie
Bain-owned Clear Channel pays $400 million for his show. Layoffs at Clear Channel last fall.
Five Times Mitt Romney Ran Away From The Republican Party
Mitt Romney is on the verge of winning party's nomination. But back in 1994 and 2002, Romney pitched himself as moderate Republican who broke with party orthodoxy. From the murky depths of the Internet, we bring you five instances of Mitt Romney running away from the Republican Party.
The Huntsman Family Used To Love Mitt Romney
Will they renew their support if Jon Jr. drops out?
Ron Swanson Valentine's Day Cards
Wonders of the Internet never cease. New Year's is over, so onward to the next contrived Hallmark holiday!
Did The Romney Campaign Have A Random Guy Arrested?
Matt Bieber says he was singled out and arrested for doing nothing at all at a Romney event. No comment from campaign or police.
Google Move Pushes Pols Toward +
Politics lives on Twitter, but the search giant is pushing hard for its own social network.
Bishop Romney Pressured Single Mother To Give Up Baby, Book Says
The Boston Globe's biography opens new windows into the candidate's time as a Mormon lay leader. Romney was a traditionalist.
Huntsman Corporation's Poor Environmental Record In Texas
Now says he is the greenest Republican.
The 6 Funniest Moments From Election Night In New Hampshire
Don't worry if you missed last night's election coverage. Here are the evening's funniest moments.
If Mitt Romney Is Speaking Spanish, It Must Be Florida
The first Spanish-language advertisement of the cycle marks a pivot away from the anti-immigration politics of the early primaries.
Bush Beats Obama
Bush picked up more votes in 2004 in New Hampshire than Obama did last night. A measure of intensity.
Last Night In New Hampshire
Our takes where Romney's headed, how Paul did it, and what happened to Huntsman. In case you missed it: Delusions and neck tattoos.
Newt Gingrich Caught On A Hot Mic After New Hampshire Speech
The mics seem to catch the presidential hopeful telling his wife, "We're not going to go down. We're leaving."
Why Are None Of The Republican Candidates Quitting?
Take a hint! Mitt Romney has won both the Iowa caucuses and New Hampshire primary, but only Michele Bachmann has dropped out. Here's why the rest of them might be hanging on...
Romney's Speech Looks To Bruising Year Ahead
He may be well on his way to the nomination. But first he'll have to pass through South Carolina--where he can expect attacks on his business record and his Mormonism.
How "President Paul" Pulled It Off In New Hampshire
Paul's Granite State fans are especially devoted. Neck tattoos! "The Newt Gingrich people don't have this kind of balls."
Rich Voters Carried Romney
Mitt Romney beat his 2008 results in New Hampshire today by picking up the support of wealthy voters. Romney gained 4% from voters earning less than $100k between the 2008 and 2012 elections. He gained 14% from people making more than $100k, according to CNN exit polls.
Ron Paul Has A Freaking Giant
And it looks like he's piggybacking a little person? A reverse Master Blaster, if you will. Which you shouldn't. From Paul's second place victory speech in New Hampshire.
Here's The First Anti-Mormon Forward Of The Year
Mitt Romney had barely finished speaking when the first anti-Mormon email forward hit our inbox, but there will be more before the primary 11 days from now in South Carolina. It dives straight into a wonky DNA war that's been waged between anti-Mormons and LDS defenders for years.
Brit Hume Recognizes RuPaul's '12 Election Chances
Let's just say that Brit is not a Ron Paul fan.
John Sununu, The Best Part Of MSNBC's New Hampshire Coverage
"There's a technical term for that: It's a crock of crap!" John Sununu, Mitt Romney supporter and this election cycle's cranky uncle, was in fine form tonight while verbally sparring with the MSNBC panel.
Mitt Romney Maybe Could Have Been Fired When He Was A Night Security Guard?
The goofy-looking car, the AMC Marlin, was built by the company that his father ran. Romney would have had to work 24/7 as a night security guard to pay for his ride home, as he says in this ad from his 2002 campaign. Bonus: Shirtless Mitt.
Abortion Attack From Gingrich Awaits Romney In South Carolina
Last ditch, and few holds barred.
How Mitt Romney Can Put This Thing Away
BuzzFeed columnist John Ellis tells Romney: Go to South Carolina, go all in, and kill the opposition before it's born. What Atwater told Bush: "When you have your opponent by the throat in presidential politics, you best finish the job."
Romney Allies To Spend $2.5 Million In Florida
Super PAC already looking past the next contest, drowning the opposition.
