Archive
January 12, 2011
Sarah Palin Autographed XBOX 360
Can be yours for only US $1,100,000.00. Plus shipping. A steal if you ask me.
Lord of the Rings Cuisine
The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin recently crafted an elaborate eight course menu inspired by the Lord of the Rings films, going so far as to recreate Middle Earth dishes such as lembas bread and coney stew. Sitting around for twelve hours while you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy and eat eight courses is bound to increase your Middle Girth. Terrible. Sorry.
Sit on Stephen Colbert's Face
For sale on Etsy, a Stephen Colbert couch on which to plant your patriotic posterior. Enjoy the rich, Corinthian truthiness of Stephen's face as it feels the comfort at you.
The Most Amazing Press Release Ever Written
I hope you like press releases, because this is the very best press release. (Via @alexia.)
Blood Libel
"Blood Libel" refers to the idea that a person or group of persons have been falsely accused of being involved in human sacrifice, ritual murder, and/or cannibalism. It is traditionally an anti-Semitic slur related to the myth that Jews used Christian children's blood in rituals. Oh, and Sarah Palin is pretty certain that everyone has been Blood Libeling her lately. Sorry 'bout the blood libel, SP! We'll all refudiate it as soon as we can figure out WTF you are talking about.
Video of Selena Gomez's Facebook Getting Hacked
The Facebook and Twitter accounts of Selena Gomez were hacked earlier today. The Facebook hacker conveniently provided video of the process. The hacker insists this is only for educational purposes to point out how easy it is breach Facebook's firewall. They didn't actually post anything on Gomez's wall because, in their words, "I'm not that much of a twat."
12 Groups Of People Who Will Be Upset When MySpace Shuts Down
MySpace is probably shutting down permanently in June. These groups of people will probably be upset/devastated.
World's Worst Guitar Solo
So bad that he deserves to be slapped.
In Response To Your Email Entitled "Chinese Dinosaur Plant"
YES. Whoever you are, Alex. A thousand times yes.
The Inner Core Of A Burger
Whether Angus or Boca, the journey to the center of a burger never looked so delicious!
Confessions of a Disney Employee
Having had friends and family that worked for Disney, I can say this is completely accurate.
