Archive
January 23, 2009
The Bush-Obama Morph
A frightening merging of Bush and Obama's face illustrates the "transition" period.
Obama's New Blackberry
Obama is getting a Sectera Edge, a tricked out smart phone that costs about $3k.
Kirsten Gillibrand
Now that Caroline Kennedy has withdrawn, a Congresswoman from upstate New York has been chosen to fill Hillary Clinton's senate seat.
Thin Mint Shorting
Those scamming, freedom-hating Girl Scouts are cutting back on the number of Thin Mint cookies included in each box.
Mr. T Flavorwave Oven
A halogen oven that cooks your food three times faster. The coolest part, of course, is the Mr. T infomercial.
Drunken Negro Face Cookies
A bakery in Greenwich Village is selling "Drunken Negro Face" cookies in "honor" of our new president. Who, they might argue, is the most powerful drunken negro of all.
Inauguration Speech Mashup
The people who brought you Nigella's XXXmas have edited a new version of Obama's inauguration speech.
Anderson Cooper Drunk
Anderson Cooper stutters and slurs all over the place in this clip from yesterday's error reel.