6 Things Every Caymanian Is Tired Of Hearing

You know who you are.

1. "OMG! YOU DONT PAY TAX?!"

No, we don't. We don't plan to any time soon either.

2. "Do you guys have wifi?"

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No, we don't. We're a third world country that sleeps in huts. OFCOURSE WE HAVE WIFI!

3. "Wait, how are you related to so many people?"

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Because. It's an island. And it's small. Everyone's related.

4. "So do you guys only eat fish?"

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No. Surprisingly enough, a lot of people here don't eat fish. But NOMNOMNOM BACON!

5. "Does everyone surf?"

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No. A lot of people do & a lot of people don't.

6. "Slow down! I can't understand what you're saying!"

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Wellll, sorrryy that I have an accent!