With Christmas right around the corner, we've taken it upon ourselves to round up some of the best holiday-themed jokes. These jolly jokes are perfect for those already excited for the winter season!
1. Why did the Christmas cookie go the doctor? It was feeling crumb-y!
2. How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch!
3. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
4. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
5. Why was the snowman looking through carrots? He was picking his nose!
6. Why was the snowman looking sad? He had the winter blues!
7. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa pause!
8. Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank!
9. What does Santa use when he goes fishing? A north pole!
10. What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
11. What does Santa say to elves that are greedy? "Don't be so elf-ish!"
12. Who delivers the presents to the dentist's office? Santa jaws!
13. Why does Santa prefer going down the chimney? It soots him!
14. Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down? The Abominable Towman.
15. What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!
16. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got for Christmas? He could sense his presents.
17. How expensive was Santa's sleigh? It was on the house!
18. How did Mary and Joseph know baby Jesus was 6 pounds 8 ounces? A weigh in the manger.
19. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
20. Did you hear about the elf who shoots rockets from his feet? Missile Toe.
21. What's the best Christmas present? A broken drum; you just can't beat it!
22. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?"
23. What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.
24. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.
25. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed to keep warm at night? A cookie sheet.
26. What do you call Santa's most impolite reindeer? RUDEolph.
27. What do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper!
28. What did Santa give his depressed elf friend for Christmas? An elf-help book.
29. What do you get when Santa accidentally goes down a chimney when the fire's lit? Krisp Kringle.
30. How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!
31. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
32. Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
33. What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
34. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis.
35. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
36. What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees? Hornaments.
37. What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? Rebel without a Claus.
38. What do Santa's elves go to school to learn? The Elfabet.
39. What's the biggest difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NOEL.
40. If you like Christmas so much...Why don't you merry it?
41. What kind of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
42. What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren.
43. What did the salt say to the pepper? "Seasons greetings!"
44. Who tells the best Christmas jokes? Reindeer. They sleigh every time.
45. Which one of Santa's reindeer likes to clean the most? Comet.
46. What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
47. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
48. How did the reindeer learn to play piano? He was elf-taught.
49. What's Santa's favorite thing to do in the garden? Hoe, hoe, hoe!
50. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
51. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you.
52. What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? It must have reindeer.
53. What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle.
54. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? He had low elf esteem.
55. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out!
This post contains content from Mike Spohr, Keely Flaherty, Farrah Penn, and Delaney Strunk. It was compiled by Laura Frustaci.