Response to 26 Times People Found Jesus In Random Places:
3 looks like Andre’ the Giant.
4 looks like Sirius Black.
And that moth looks like heavy metal Link, or Shrek with hair.
I swear I saw a version of this where Wonka corrected
Mrs. Teevee when she said the song he played to open the first door was Rachmaninov. Maybe it’s because I want him to.
Response to Did Your Rescue Animal Actually Rescue You?:
I had adopted a 10 year-old cat who was overweight, and borderline diabetic. Several years later, I suffered a bought of depression, and began contemplating suicide. While I was trying to think of a good way to do it, he came in the room and asked for some attention. As I was petting him, it occurred to me that if I was dead, no one would want to take him in, at his advanced age and with his health issues he would just be put down. I couldn’t do that to him. I decided had to stay alive for his sake, no matter how hard it would be. I absolutely believe I would not be here today if it hadn’t been for Jack.
The child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Run around like mad
Stop and stare at the ceiling
Run around some more
It makes a great gift, it’s easy to wrap!
I had one that said “About time I got out of that cookie.”
Response to Can We Guess Your Star Sign?:
Aries? I’m a Gemini/Taurus cusp.
Did this get anyone right?
Response to The First “Into The Woods” Trailer Is Here!:
Why is there only one Prince?
This really tries hard to paint Rachel as an innocent victim who Ross doesn’t deserve, but you know what? She doesn’t deserve him either.
When he tried to move on from her, she wouldn’t let him. She tried to sabotage every serious relationship he had while they were apart, even when she was declaring loudly to all that she wanted nothing to do with him. He may have shown serious dislike for the men she saw, but he never actively tried to make them leave her.
I don’t think they had happily ever after. Instead I think they they eventually wore out their friendship until the only thing they had left to connect them was Emma, and after three divorces and a misdirected decade-spanning crush gone sour, it’s entirely possible that he never married again.
Response to 31 Harry Potter Spells We Actually Need:
Scourgify is used to clean your clothes.
And instead of making a crying baby silent, why not a spell that makes it so you can’t hear it?
Response to What’s Actually Happening In 27 Infomercials:
I’m dying to know why that woman is trying to shove a banana into a bottle of beer!
Response to The Best Worst Local TV Ads From Your Youth:
What about Fred Rated?
And Mad Man Muntz?
I am grateful that Pete Ellis Dodge was left off, however. I doubt I’ll ever be fully rid of that jingle.
Response to How Well-Read Are You?:
This list tells you nothing about how “well read” anyone is. I got a 25.
I read, and have read, a lot of books. I have a couple authors whose entire works I’ve read who didn’t have a single book on that list. I’ve read three Steinbecks, four Shakespeares, two Austens, and two Dickens that weren’t listed, in fact there were several books listed that I hadn’t read, but whose authors wrote other books that I did read. There were no major religious texts on that list, and many famous classics were absent as well.
Response to 22 Things Multiples Are Tired Of Hearing:
You forgot “There’s TWO of you?”
Response to 5 Cheap And Delicious Dinners To Make This Week:
$50 for 10 meals is cheap? What about the other 11 meals of the week?
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Response to 13 Science Myths You Probably Believe:
I can do it, but my sister can’t, and believe me, she has tried.
My grandfather cooked them with scrambled eggs. They don’t taste like anything else I’ve ever eaten, and I can’t even describe the flavour, except for “good”.
John Goodman in Talking Heads’ “Wild Wild Life”.
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