I look at naked ass and crotch for a living. Seriously. And no, it's not as exciting as it sounds. I'm a CNA at a nursing home.
I have 2 kids. Lauren is 3 and Lila is 1.
I've been married for almost 10 years. Wow, I'm old.
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