Gfd not love. Damn phone.

Fwahhh no not trashy!

Sam Champion, get your shit together man! Pfft Sea Rescue.

i need one.

“He doesn’t just hate them because they’re f**s. They’re f**s because he hates them.”
All I can hear is the line from Mean Girls, “I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you.”

some little girls like to put on lipstick-really not a big deal. My niece is 5 and LOVES sparkly eye shadow and lipstick and my sister happily puts it on her because she’s just being a little girl. This is perfectly fine. Toddlers and Tiaras though that’s crossing the line.

frozen puff pastry. like pepperidge farm.

Well hello Penelope Taynt

I’m so going to do this. Perk of being a beauty school dropout-box of mannequin heads in the closet.