River

Well where do I start, well I was originally born in Atlantis before the egotistical sea decided to swallow it for dumping metric tons worth of clay models of vibrant swarm insects into the near by water. At age 11 I already had a full time shift at the state of the art orbiting Crayola factory which manufactures nutritious powder form human Soylent for Eastern European royal families to IV drip late at night. At age 14 both my parents were killed by a non-sympathetic venus fly traps hemostat protein which helps in the long digestion process. I was then sent to America to live with my pen pal Simon and his wonderful family who invented the weekend and other concepts we tend to wait around for. Sadly after many adventures I was deported to Dayton where I became a white trash manic depressive poet junkie who goes on facebook and talks to dull people who usually become appalled at the thought of possibly knowing me. You guys are so lucky I'm dormant. ~Nano