for the record, the “no elbows on the table” rule has been dismissed by modern etiquette, it was ruled that if it keeps you from slumping down in your chair (which is far ruder) then it is completely acceptable to have your elbows on the table…and also, it's having “both” on the table, even under the old rules it was ok to have one. i. am. a. dork. sorry.

I've been looking for a rip of the Jay Snell record for years. My old roomate picked it up at a Salvation Army when we were shopping once. I was so jealous. He tells the story of a girl put into a holding cell who has lost her mind because of…VeeeeeeeeeDeeeeeeeee!