1. This guy has always been all about making an entrance…
“I HAVE arrived.”
2. Always remember to STICK that landing…
it’s all about finesse.
3. …and place a sticky note to remind you where the brakes are.
4. At least you found a sweet place to park your bike!
Bike racks? pffft.
5. You can’t park here.
Great day for a swim?
6. Poor driving abilities are a great way to ditch a bad date…
…it’s not you, it’s me.
7. Parking lots are a great place for target practice.
Always foiled by that 7-10 split!
8. …we mentioned the whole “brake” thing, right?
third time’s a charm.
9. Maybe take some pointers from this seasoned professional
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