1. Angry Bald Eagle
Stop trying to swim away from me, Adolf Fishler!
4. Angry Bluebird
I can’t stand what humidity does to my feathers.
7. Angry Cock
How about we stop this and attack those jerks watching and hollering at us?
8. Angry Crow
How would you like to be outdoors in the rain and wind 24/7? I don’t so I caw and peck at carcasses. You may be next!
9. Angry Dove
I don’t care what Prince says. I kill. I do not cry.
11. Angry Finch
A worm once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
13. Angry Grouse
When I saw your frock outside, I thought, that it looks very familiar — It feels reductive.
15. Angry Mockingbird
Yes. I will judge you. Turn around and I will make wise about your pasty white thighs.
16. Angry Pelican
Oh I do not like you. Get out of my office, now.
17. Angry Penguin
That’s the last time you will mock my stroll. I will digest you tomorrow if you keep it up!
18. Angry Pigeons
I just want you to feel the wrath of our feces.
19. Angry Robin
No, I will not rock for you. Have you any idea how many times I heard that reference?
20. Angry Seagull
I’m sorry. There’s no room for a duck on my pond! GTFO!
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