Let the science side of Tumblr teach you a thing.
Ever wondered what the opening song of The Lion King actually means?
Whispers seductively: “Water makes me wet.”
For a shirtless invertebrate living under a rock, he sure has some insightful thoughts.
She’s a strong, independent dog who don’t need no man.
“It’s so weird being my own role model.”
Because that post-workout selfie isn’t going to take itself.
It’s time to catch up, men.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Hey boy, last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.
Been a good year for the ‘blr.
Nicki Minaj dropped her “Anaconda” video at midnight on Wednesday and we, like Drake, may never recover.
I want to run my fingers through his greasy hair.
You enjoy your latté. I’ll be over here stuffing my face with ice cream cake.
It’s like a real-life Garfield Minus Garfield.
The One With The Face Sliders.
Life is hard. Better fuel up.