1. Bodacious Handles, Baby
One appraiser got touchy-feely with a piece of Rococo furniture.
2. When it’s Picasso, it’s like a schoolgirl crush…
“Oh my gosh oh my gosh he just looked at me! Is he coming over?? Eeee!!!”
3. Sci-fi Luv <3 <3 <3
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” lobby cards can make you go weak in the knees.
4. Furniture Pickup Line
“I’m a tiger maple chest of drawers, come look at me!” Not necessarily what you’d hear at a bar, but that depends on what bar you go to.