…and I'm good with not being able to “handle” it.

…and Wayne Newton is quite tender.

I agree. There is no way I could agree more.

Ah…in honor of someone truly special - Frank Zappa - “Shut up and play yer guitar,” Ted.

…that moment when you realize you've just entered the wrong room.

Bubba Watson's “pink” is in recognition of cancer research.

They're only words…my, my.

In response to the “headline” - That would be because she didn't have a baby.  Someone did, but she, herself, did not.

What I would truly love to see are photos of these women before they began the regimen. You never see those before and after shots of female body builders of this ilk (ah yes, there is an ilk).

…derp.