Why does it feel that at any moment they're going to break into song and dance?

She didn't kick herself in the face, her foot wasn't planted firmly in the ground and she slipped.

GuyManDude has been known to fly through walls using a bizarre minivan. Additionally, he possesses the power to take control of aliens, however he must speak words of power to do so. GuyManDude developed the talent to deflect flame and he has been known to change shape into a bison, but doing so makes him extremely smelly for six seconds. Also, he is able to force gorillas to reveal their innermost secrets, but this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. GuyManDude has the ability to become immovable and he is known for his marvelous set of tools. Additionally, he has learned to cause his opponents to become insane. Lamentably, GuyManDude is especially vulnerable to fluid-based attacks.

They'Re not actually expecting these laws to pass, just demonstrating the absurdity of the laws against women by framing the argument in terms that men would understand

I prefer my Holmes BBC flavored

I'm pretty sure there weren't any USB Flash Drives back then, at least not in general use. I think I was still using diskettes and CDs in 2000.

I don't think they expect anyone to buy this package, but I do think they expect news sites to pick up the story and advertise their $10 Dinner Box for free.

These are all okay songs for Karaoke. The whole point is to watch as a daring, starry-eyed vocalist attempts to spread their wings, only to fly too close to the sun and come crashing down to earth - a spectacular, flaming disaster.