Which Justin Bieber Fanfiction Is Right For You?

Ever wanted to feel confused, dirty and slightly amused? Now's your chance! Take this simple quiz and be guided to a wonderful fan fiction written by a talented pre-teen of our generation. Note: No, I didn't enjoy reading/ finding these. I also advise that you shouldn't actually read them.

Question #1

If you were a pretty awesome person, why are you pretty awesome?

• I am a badass and I like to sneak out of the house.
• MY HAZEL EYES ARE PIERCED WITH INTELLIGENCE.
• I have a record deal Beyonce gave me - I'm pretty hot on the charts.
• Because I'm filming some movie in Paris.
• Because I like Paramore.

Question #1

If you were a pretty awesome person, why are you pretty awesome?

• I am a badass and I like to sneak out of the house.
• MY HAZEL EYES ARE PIERCED WITH INTELLIGENCE.
• I have a record deal Beyonce gave me - I'm pretty hot on the charts.
• Because I'm filming some movie in Paris.
• Because I like Paramore.

Question #2

What sounds like the most fun?

• Drinking and being underage.
• Standing in line for 5 hours to get a CD signed.
• DANCIN' IN BEYONCE'S CAR WITH HER SINGIN' ALONG TO 'I HATE LOVE'
• Having sex with a teenager.
• FINDING A GOLDEN TICKET AND GOING TO THE BAHAMAS

Question #3

How do you think you will meet the love of your life?

• He will save me from being raped.
• He will put his phone number in my purse.
• WE WILL BOTH BE AWESOME AND FAMOUS.
• We will be be on the same talk-show.
• He will tickle-rape me in a hotel room.

Question #4

How old do you wish you were?

• Something vague but in my teens.
• Young enough to think a celebrity will ever like you.
• 13.
• 25.
• 15.

Question #5

What would be a dealbreaker?

• OMG HE ONLY WANTS A QUICKIE HE DOESNT LIKE ME.
• MY PARENTS WANT TO GO ON VACATION.
• He is in love with that girl from the 'Baby' music video.
• My best friend told me sleeping with minors is a bad idea.
• He pretends he's single at school.

Question #6

Why would you forgive him?

• We were watching a scary movie and I needed someone to hold on to.
• He's Justin Bieber.
• He writes some cheesy song.
• He sent me a text saying "I love you oxoxoxox".
• HE HOLDS MY HAND UNDER THE TABLE SOMETIMES.

Question #7

Why would Justin Bieber find you attractive?

• I AM GORGEOUS - JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS
• I don't know I'm just one of those girls who has self confidence issues and no friends and no love life.
• BECAUSE I'M 5'3" MY MOM SAID THATS TALL FOR MY AGE.
• I'm pretty hot for an old lady of 25.
• I don't know but he keeps calling me 'shawty'.

Question #8

How would you describe your magical sex life? (With Justin Bieber)

• There's too many run on sentences I can't tell.
• EW BOYS.
• 50,000 words later and I still haven't gotten a hand job :(
• I like to touch his 'thing'!
• I DONT KNOW BUT SOMEHOW I'M PREGNANT.

Question #9

What's your job?

• Being a whiny teenager and pissing off my mom.
• Stripper.
• AWESOME POP STAR.
• Movie star.
• Highschool student.

Question #10

How do you want to feel after reading a fanfiction?

• Not very satisfied.
• Like a teenager.
• Sick to my stomach.
• Dirty.
• Confused.

Your Quiz Result:

We Belong Together is the perfect fanfiction for you

We Belong Together is about a girl meeting Justin Bieber at a party and going back to Canada with him (because they're in love, duh). It is loaded with spelling mistakes, run on sentences, and is very vague on age/ character. You won't feel very satisfied reading it, but it has lots of underage drinking and almost-rape.

Your Quiz Result:

Today Was A Fairy Tale would be a great read for you!

No doubt written by a ten year old, Today Was A Fairy Tale is saturated with intense physical description, thesaurus abuse and small things being a huge deal. The writer would probably stand in line for 5 days just to see Justin Bieber's face, and pretty much admits the whole story is indeed written about her and her self confidence issues.

Your Quiz Result:

Somebody To Love sounds about right.

Somebody To Love is 50,000 words of bad grammar, flimsy story line and shitty characters. It's about some 13 year year old who likes to HANG OUT WITH BEYONCE and RIDIN' AROUND IN USHERS CAR WITH JUSTIN BIEBER. The character is obviously just a self-insert by the author, except she's AWESOME AND BEAUTIFUL AND A POP STAR. Actually, no. Don't read this, you'll probably die before you finish a paragraph.

Your Quiz Result:

My Baby Boyfriend is great!

My Baby Boyfriend is probably one of the more terrifying pieces of writing I've read in my time. It's about a 25 year old woman having sex with Justin Bieber. Honestly, that's it. There's nothing more. Pedo.

Your Quiz Result:

Kiss N' Tell With A Little Bit More is a good read.

Kiss N' Tell is pretty much about a girl who finds some golden ticket that allows her to meet Justin Bieber in the Bahama's and somehow she goes to his highschool and gets pregnant? I don't know, but what I do know is they seem to write "course" as "coerce" and it really bothered me. Fuck yeah teen pregnancy.