Who doesnt wanna die to a drunk has-been singing showtunes?

this is what happens when you don't pay attention in rehearsal!

See, people? This is why you don't wear those dumb hats. Only you can prevent vertical peripheral vision loss.

Had this actually happened, it would be a far better way to go than being found with a rope tied around your neck AND your junk! Too soon for that?

That is weird that Brett Michaels was playing at the Tonys, but at least kismet tried to correct the horrific mistake.

Allen and Joe need to go to 'Elitist' buzzfeed page

I don't get what I'm supposed to find interesting about this. Did I miss a joke or something?

The funniest thing about this is that Brett Michaels was performing at the Tonys.