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"I've heard you managed the Titanic restaurant. Well, this is another disaster."
Fair? The only fair you're gonna get is your bloody train fare home.
I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullsh*tters, I don't like schmoozers, I don't like *rse-lickers.
Never underestimate me because you will be making a fatal error. There's only room for one bigmouth in my organisation, and that's me.
You were devastated when you got a B in your GCSE French. You're going to be even more devastated now because you've got a big F. You're fired."
Don't tell me you're just like me. You're not like me. I'm unique."
You remind me of the final scene from the Wizard of Oz, you look very impressive, but in my opinion, behind the curtains there's nothing there.
As times have changed, you seem to have gone from anchor to w****r.
I have an imaginary remote control in my hand - and you're on pause.
You couldn't close a barn door even if you tripped over it!
Your career at Middlesborough was halted and you got taken off the pitch on a stretcher. This time you're off the pitch in a black cab. You're fired!
I just don't know whether you're some sort of bloody nutter.
I was told that you were bankrupt; there's no shame in that, been bankrupt twice. Well, here's the hat-trick... Rory, you're fired!
You should have stuck to Mac Man like shit to a blanket.
I've read all your CVs and on paper you all look good, but so does fish and chips
It's sink or swim and as you've learnt by now, I don't do life-jackets.
Edward, he reminds me of a very slow internet line. You have to wait, and you see him ticking over.
If you nod your head any longer, I'm going to put you on the back seat of my bloody car.
Yeah? Well, I'm Jewish and I couldn't care less.
Stop going on about bloody Sandhurst, so what? I was in the Jewish Lad's Brigade, Stamford Hill Division, trainee bugler, but that didn't help me sell computers when I got older!
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